Sex Movie To Watch
As is the case with many movies which incorporate BDSM into their narratives, half the fun of Fifty Shades is how much time it spends winding up to the uber-wealthy Christian Grey (Dornan) and recent college grad Anna (Johnson) stripping off and having some fun in Christian's sex dungeon. Watching Anna test the limits of her new role as Christian's live-in submissive is just as much fun as watching Christian put Anna in her place. And yes, while Fifty Shades is borderline cheesy as hell at times, there is something so gleefully and innocently sexy about the way these characters interact that helps your forget how over-the-top it can be.
Sex Movie To Watch
Soon, she begins teasing him in public and in private, turning simple acts like showering and eating ice cream into the kind of foreplay probably included in one or two of your fantasies. That's what makes 365 Days so dang watchable: It gives you two obscenely hot people, an absolutely bananas premise, and then proceeds to go through about an hour's worth of foreplay and heated exchanges before it gets to the goods. If you're not all the way turned on by the time Laura and Michele actually have sex, I'll be worried.
This movie knows how to get you horny for more with well-timed dance moves and abs so sharp they can cut glass. There are specific sequences designed simply to put the action of Magic Mike XXL on pause so you, the viewer, can get titillated. Sequences like Mike's friend Big Dick Richie (Joe Manganiello) trying to make a female gas station attendant simply look up from her phone by performing the sexiest dance to Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way" are instantly iconic and horny without having to actually show any sexy time going down. Pander to me, Magic Mike XXL. I am so, so thirsty.
Cruel Intentions, the Gen X adaptation of Les Liaisons Dangereuses, is prime horny movie material. Ryan Philippe, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Selma Blair, and Reese Witherspoon form one of the most memorable casts in a '90s movie as they tell the story of wealthy, bored Manhattan teens who find themselves wrapped up in one another's romantic dramas, for better and for worse.
There is so much about Cruel Intentions which is horny. Memorable scenes like Cecile (Blair) and Kathryn's (Gellar) Central Park picnic makeout sesh or Kathryn regularly trying to turn her step-brother, Sebastian (Philippe) on in an effort to get him to do her bidding are the kinds of horned-up movie fodder we latched onto as maturing teens coming into our own sense of self. Cruel Intentions' horniness is also helped by the fact it has transported its dramas to a modern world focused on teenagers who can't readily act on their desires or, more to the point, are too clumsy to know how to even if they talk a good game. Because of this, there is only sexual tension to cultivate, and that makes for a very exciting viewing experience.
Stanley Kubrick's final feature film is his most carnal and intense. With Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman leading the way, Eyes Wide Shut is a riveting exploration of one Manhattan couple's journey into murky moral territory and forbidden sexual desire. Eyes Wide Shut follows the events of a few nights in Dr. Bill Harford's (Cruise) life after he is left shocked by his wife Alice's (Kidman) admission she once contemplated having an affair. When a house call interrupts Bill and Alice's discussion about Alice's contemplated affair, Bill finds himself pulled along throughout New York City and upstate in a wandering journey featuring encounters with sex workers, a secret society, and their mass orgy at a sprawling country estate, and one of Bill's patients who may be harboring a deadly secret. Kubrick's final movie doesn't utilize sex in an effort to arouse the viewer. Even so, the function of sex, nudity, and desire in Eyes Wide Shut is still titillating.
Maybe it's the fact you can practically feel the heat of the Italian summer radiating through the screen. Whatever the reason, Call Me By Your Name is such a sexy, horny movie that it's hard to stay focused. The camera loves to capture every pained or pleasured look on these actors' faces or follow them as they pursue one another in hopes of getting it on. Elio and Oliver's need to be close to one another is next-level and you will definitely feel it in your bones as you watch.
As the next 24 hours proceed through multiple rounds of intense, hot sex and lots of deep conversation, Duck Butter transforms into what I believe might be a sapiosexual dream movie. Naima and Sergio bare themselves to one another, using their words as much as they use their bodies to communicate their interest in each other. Watching these two hook up is fun, but watching them get all up in the mess of each other's lives and maybe contemplate whether there is a future for them after 24 hours is so. damn. hot.
This is not the first Chan-wook Park movie you'll read about in this horny list. But, where the next movie is more about repressed desire (I won't spoil which movie!), the director's 2016 feature The Handmaiden puts sexiness front and center. The Handmaiden follows Sook-Hee (Tae-ri Kim), a young woman who is brought on as a maid to Lady Hideko (Min-hee Kim), a Japanese heiress living with her uncle in a secluded country estate. What Hideko doesn't know is that Sook-Hee is a thief who hopes to swindle her new boss out of her fortune. Things get delightfully messy and Sook-Hee and Hideko discover their desires for one another.
The Handmaiden turns the banalest task, like brushing one's teeth, and turns it into the most sensual and thrilling thing to watch. Seriously, your dental health will improve after watching the way in which Sook-Hee helps her mistress get those pearly whites clear. And while the more blatant sex scenes involving these two women are a sexy affair, it's the moments where they attempt to communicate their lust for one another while in the presence of men who are too ignorant to realize what's going on that help turn up the horny factor on The Handmaiden.
Outside of Game of Thrones, you'd be hard pressed to find a movie or TV show which makes a compelling case for hooking up with a family member. Then again, Stoker exists. Directed by Chan-wook Park, Stoker follows quiet, repressed high schooler, India (Mia Wasikowska), as she and her haughty terror of a mother, Evelyn (Nicole Kidman), try to recover in the wake of the sudden death of Stoker patriarch Richard (Dermot Mulroney). The recovery process is made a little easier with the arrival of Richard's younger brother, Charlie (Matthew Goode), an irrepressibly charming and handsome young man neither India nor Evelyn knew existed.
Charlie's arrival awakens something in both India and Evelyn, with both women suddenly grappling with their desire for Charlie as it manifests in different ways. While Evelyn boldly flirts with Charlie, he has no interest in her and instead, focuses on India. The tension between India and Charlie is intense and unspoken, making itself known in violent and thrilling ways. All I have to say is this: Stoker will surprise you with just how quietly horny it is. And yes, I know there are incestuous undertones in this movie but, honestly, it elevates this movie to another level. This movie's horniness will change the way you think about playing the piano or taking a shower. Check it out ASAP.
Nymphomaniac: Vol. I and Vol. II is a lusty, dirty, sharp, nasty bit of work that will, I promise, leave you curious or perhaps craving more. This comes as no surprise since the duology is from the mind of shock-forward director Lars Von Trier. Over the course of two movies, we listen to Joe (Charlotte Gainsbourg) as she recounts her life to Seligman (Stellan Skarsgård) after he finds her beaten and bloody in an alleyway. Joe begins in her teenage years (played by Stacy Martin), recounting the major and formative chapters in her life through sexual encounters and partners.
Despite living on the tamer side of BDSM-on-film, 2002's Secretary is the perfect kind of fantasy-inducing horny watch that will surprise you with the tender depths it plumbs. Maggie Gyllenhaal plays Lee Holloway, a young woman in recovery from a self-harm incident and in need of a job. She finds a job working for E. Edward Grey (James Spader), an outwardly formal, uptight lawyer who warns her that working for him is a particular kind of tedious.
Instead, Lee flourishes as Grey's secretary. Both soon discover a particular, shared perverse thrill from acts like Grey furiously correcting Lee's typos in important documents. This soon leads to the boss and his secretary experimenting with other acts of BDSM in the office for, uh, productivity's sake. Lee's desire to submit and please the dominant Grey is enticing to watch in Secretary. Lee's overwhelming desire to do whatever Grey asks of her makes her physical desire for him palpable to the viewer. Suffice it to say, this movie will probably give you some ideas on how to spice things up in your own life.
If you don't think Daniel Day-Lewis as a persnickety Haute couturier designing gorgeous gowns for his muse (Vicky Krieps) in Phantom Thread is the stuff of horny fantasy, you can leave right now. Forget Boogie Nights; this is Paul Thomas Anderson's horniest movie to date. What makes Phantom Thread so horny is that, while it may not be overtly about sex, there is a kind of breath-catching intimacy which is foundational to Reynolds Woodcock (Day-Lewis) and Alma's (Krieps) relationship that is so deeply watchable. Reynolds' attention to detail in his work and appreciation of the body guides every part of his life. The way PTA shoots Reynolds' gaze, whether that be on Alma's body or face, is so loving and intense that you can feel yourself blushing as you watch. Seriously, get you someone who looks at you the way Reynolds Woodcock looks at Alma.